Funny pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.


1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.


Dr: wat problm.


Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho... ;->

Funny pathan

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:



                              May I come In Sir ?


                                OFICER: Wait Plz


                                   Pathan: 80 KG

Funny pathan

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:



Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,


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Usay Yaad Aaya


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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Funny pathan

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya


Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?


Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

Funny pathan

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHaka lAga rEhay tHay,



eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?


PHaTaNoN nE kAha :


Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

Funny pathan

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:



PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya


SawaL Tha?


Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?


Pathan


Cartoon Network

Funny pathan

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila


     Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"


                      PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


                                 "khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Funny pathan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?


Pathan: Google Khan


Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?


Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Funny pathan

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha
 jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha
 tu pathn pilot ko marny lga
 or
 bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon
 or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

Funny pathan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
                                         
                              PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
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        hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Funny pathan

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho



Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy


Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy


Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi